EXCUSE ME WHILE I DROWN IN MY OWN TEARS
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF AD IS THIS
A REALLY EFFECTIVE ONE SAVE THE FROGS
Student: can I please use the bathroom?
Teachers: why are you taking your bag?
This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.
there is zero rotational motion in this picture
every single one of the dots is oscillating on a straight line
I stared at this for a good 5 minutes before reblogging
It’s so relaxing its putting me to sleep
so…this just happened!!
OMFG I SAW THIS TODAY ITS THE BEST HOLY SHIT
HAHAHAHA I CAN’T
"I don’t think that we as humans fully appreciate the fact that we got out of the food chain."
is that a snake in your pocket or are you just happy t- oh shit its a snake
Roses are red, my lips on you
But you couldn’t tell by the things that we do
The things that we see are so out of sight
We’ll have to see when we turn out the lights