maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger
i don’t get it
u r not a true wildcat
ur head is not in the game
we r not all in this together
u r not the music in me
u r not fabulous
u need to stick to the status quo
(Source: everyone-will-laugh, via fingerinmyeye)
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
Thirty-fucking-seven.
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”
(via run-inheels)
Okay maybe I’m missing Europe a little bit. Mostly the Sweden part though. Maybe I’ll become a millionaire and just retire there. I mean it’s not hard for an old Asian guy to live alone up on the Alps is it? Beautiful beautiful place. Heck I’d settle for Zurich :’)
